cursedcatpictures:

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waitinforthebus:

ring around the rosie

pocket full of

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lmaonade:

nobody:

common house spider: can i die of malnutrition in your bedroom please?

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lovelyirony:

my mom has finally understood the concept of how to use “tea” as slang, but only kind of. she came into my room and said “jessie, i have tea today” and i was obviously like what happened but as it turns out she just thinks tea means information so she told me that she got avocadoes on sale. that was the tea. 

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garbagequeer:

talking to men about music is just

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manic:

hustlerose:

you’re ugly you’re disgusting i’m gonna kill you give me $200 

my landlord every month

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fedorathexplorer:

chrownox:

fedorathexplorer:

I really can’t believe I’ve been on this hell site for 8 years

Impart me in your wisdom of ancient times

one time there was a tumblr user with the url “pizza” and she would just comment on any text post about pizza saying “omg that’s me” and then we found out she had an entire tag dedicated to saying the n word

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thoodleoo:

me: okay i’ve complained enough about this it’s time to put it to rest

me five minutes later: actually you know what-

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theocseason4:

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