All I want in life is $1,000,000 and a bunch of dogs, is that so much to ask for?

25 Jul 14 @ 5:18 pm  —  reblog

the-average-gatsby:

(x)

25 Jul 14 @ 5:15 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
25 Jul 14 @ 5:15 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

ingredior:

baelor:

i dont know if i want to be buried or cremated if i die

“if i die”

25 Jul 14 @ 5:15 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

shubbabang:

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So today was interesting

25 Jul 14 @ 5:14 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

octopusheart:

dendropsyche:

sharped0:

clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

this almost made me cry

this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.

I feel ill

25 Jul 14 @ 5:13 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
So I got an idea

mildlyalice:

wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:

duckscrymoo:

Let’s take this 

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and put it in 

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yes??? Nintendo, are you taking notes?

Real life. The concept you’re thinking of is going outside.

yeah ok buddy I’m just gonna step outside and go talk to my neighbour the talking cat. the fuck kind of real life are you living?

25 Jul 14 @ 5:12 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

mgsolid:

mgsolid:

HOLY SHIT I FORGOT THE FRIES IN THE OVEN HOLY SHIT

imageMY FRIES

25 Jul 14 @ 5:10 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
k-lionheart:

perksofbeingsuperwholocked:

broccolimilkshake:

haramipakistani:

manda:

circumcisions:

MY MILK POURED OUT INTO LIKE A CORKSCREW PATTERN??? WHAT

WHY IS THIS MILK IN A BAG WAt

WHY DO WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE MILK IN A BAG THING EVERY TIME GODDAMN IT ITS LITERALLY MILK IN A FUCKING BAG WHAT IS SO HARD TO GRASP ABOUT THE CONCEPT MILKINAFUCKINGBAG

CANADA

Why are you eating oatmeal with milk

This post is an international nightmare

k-lionheart:

perksofbeingsuperwholocked:

broccolimilkshake:

haramipakistani:

manda:

circumcisions:

MY MILK POURED OUT INTO LIKE A CORKSCREW PATTERN??? WHAT

WHY IS THIS MILK IN A BAG WAt

WHY DO WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE MILK IN A BAG THING EVERY TIME GODDAMN IT ITS LITERALLY MILK IN A FUCKING BAG WHAT IS SO HARD TO GRASP ABOUT THE CONCEPT
MILK
IN
A
FUCKING
BAG

CANADA

Why are you eating oatmeal with milk

This post is an international nightmare

25 Jul 14 @ 5:09 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
waluiqi inquired:

botm pls

arrowdactyl:

bby thanks for entering!!

you now have until august 5th to get your followers to get this as many notes as possible!!

enter my botm?

25 Jul 14 @ 5:07 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
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